Posted by Alfred on June 08, 2000 at 12:05:15:
In Reply to: Savage NT - are you listening Alfred? posted by Armand on June 07, 2000 at 10:49:56:
I do.
Since Bill is now forced to divide his little company he probably
won't be able to take over Suzuki.
You see, if Suzuki would be taken over by Microsoft Suzuki NT would probably
run as bad as Windows NT.
And, oh yes, this reminds me, I do have the original Windows '98 source code for you all:
Windows '98 source code finally available ... but don't tell anyone.
It's top secret.
Regards
B. GATES.=20
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date : Aug 1994
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_bigÄ1600000Ü;
void main()
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while(*CRASHED)
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display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
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make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
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write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
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display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
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if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
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set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
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/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory =3D open("a:Öswp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
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sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
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create_general_protection_fault();
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/* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer with =
VIAGRA.DLL */